Shanks Pony Transport is now available to take you to the Island on the evenings of Thu 26 or Fri 27 August.

You can purchase a visa waiver to enter the Island in advance via the authorised vendor but should otherwise be able to purchase on the gates.

Shanks Pony Transport is free, although you may wish to reserve up to £2.45 for fuel costs.

To take Shanks Pony Transport...

• Please click HERE now to download the folder of audio tracks.

• Please then load this to a personal mp3 player, where it should become an album of 9 tracks ordered according to title numbers.

• Please then make your way to South Kensington Underground Railway Station and be ready to press play on the track 01_Terminus on the exit side of the main barriers. And not before, you rascal.

• Be there ready to start not before 6.30pm and not after 7.15pm.

• Your guide will instruct you when to play the next track as numbered as you travel. The play location is always connected to the title of the track.

• For reference, you may wish to observe the planned route of Shanks Pony Transport [left], although trust that it's self-explanatory as you go.

Safe travels, especially crossing roads.

Don't despair... sante!

any questions, email shankspony@youhavefoundconey.net